“GIVE YOUR VOTE TO IVÄR; NO MORE POWER TO CLOWNS OR EVIL WITCHES!“
Ivär is the real deal. He delivers you an objective report of the situation. No monkey business, other trickery or half-truths. Although Ivär might sound rude sometimes and has a rather high amount of temper issues*, he’s still a good hearted pal who’s extremely loyal and very helpful.
Some reasons why Ivär deserves your vote:
Ivär is not corrupted by lobbyists or third parties. He tells you the truth (what’s good and wrong with your website) and has no joy in embellishing your report for his own benefit;
Ivär is not a faker. What you see is what you get. Political correctness, no thank you;
Ivär doesn’t care about being popular. If he doesn’t get re-elected, so be it. There is more land to conquer! You give him your vote, he’ll give you his life;
Ivär cares. He likes to be master but can be a servant too. Treat him well and you’ll be amazed how wholeheartedly he will assist you;
Ivär is a man of his word and does not make idealistic promises.
So give it up for Ivär the WebViking!
(*Ivär is proud to be in his third year anger management school!)